Joke of the week / Juego de palabras de la semana

27th July 2020 Today we are going to start with the first joke of the week:

What did the hat say to the scarf?

"You hang around, I'll go on ahead!"

Hang around: esperar

Go on ahead: seguir, continuar adelante

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3rd August 2020 There you have the second joke of the week:

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!"

"Oh, pull yourserf together!"